Dear Ron Paul,

I get it, I really do. You are running for office. Good for you. However, is there a reason why your campaign commercials on YouTube are 16 mins long?! I’m just saying that I could watch the music video about four times in the time it takes you to get your point across. 

You are so lucky that there is a “skip” button, hunny.

Sincerely,

Someone who wasn’t planning on voting for you anyway.